I went into work today with all intentions of staying until 6PM. Except I went in at noon. And I left at 4. It was PAINFUL to stay there, knowing that I HAVE THE NEXT 8 CONSECUTIVE DAYS OFF.

Oh my goodness, that feels fabulous to say!

I go back for 4 weeks and then its maternity leave! 3 months. So far. Maybe I can convince Chris that I should be on permanent leave. I’m sure it would involve a lot of delicious home cooked meals and wonderful baked goods. And clean, folded laundry. And a spotless house. And BJs. Sorry to be gross but you know its true.

Tomorrow is my baby shower. I’m excited! I wish I had an outfit! I have a Mama massage at 9 and the mall opens at 10. Hopefully I can find something quickly. That involves trying things on and I abhor trying things on. Thats what I miss about my unpregnant body. I could just buy and it would fit and look fine! That and I miss my small boobs. JFC Idk how you woman live with huge boobs. My mom had small boobs, had me and then hers decided to stay at a D. Please, lord, no.

Thats all. C is on his way home from work so I’m gonna go at least brush my teeth. Im in sweatpants and his shirt, hair a mess and makeup smeared. The least I can do is have minty breath.