If you watched the Grammys last night, this will be a little repetitive. If you didnt, sorry…it’s all of my opinions. But you can clicky click on all of the pictures! ONWARD!

Lady GaGa opened the show and was amazing (as usual). I kind of expected her to do Poker Face, since that was the nominated song. But I was so happy she did Speechless. It’s my most favorite song from her latest CD. LOVED Elton John. And you could tell how happy she was to be performing with him. She took off the shades! The only other person she’s done that for is Barbara Walters. lol. Her red carpet outfit was pretty while still being Gaga. The performance outfit was my favorite. Her post performance outfit was out there. I’d be pissed if I was sitting behind her. And by now, I hope its pretty obvious that Lady GaGa does not, in fact, have a penis.

Beyonce won 6 awards which was record breaking, I guess. I love Beyonce and a lot of her songs are in my Top 25 on iTunes but she was so ‘meh’ this year. The red carpet outfit was atrocious. She’s a superstar! What is this grandma dress? Where is Tina Knowles? She would have made a more exciting choice than this!! The post performance outfit was a little more acceptable and more her. Still wasn’t blown away by it. Her performance was standard a Beyonce award show performance. Stomping around, excessive hair swinging, humping the floor. “If I Were a Boy” is one of my favorites and so is “You Oughta Know”. However, Beyonce is no Alanis. She’s not as angry as Alanis. B is married to Jay Z with a combined income of over 1 zillion dollars. Alanis was dumped by Uncle Joey!

Pink was the best performance of the night, IMO. She was practically naked, spinning around, high above the crowd while SINGING! The Grammys don’t allow lip syncing! Why do you think Jamie Foxx sang his whole song in autotune? And then she was dunked and dripping and spinning and then came down and didn’t fall over. I loved it. Maybe she didn’t win any of the awards she was nominated for, but she def won in the performance area. Maybe I am also a little bit biased because I want to do her husband. Had she not married Carey Hart, I would be actively seeking him out. I liked her red carpet dress. It’s a little bit different. Her performance outfit was BRAVE. She’s got an amazing body. I’m jeal.

I usually love Taylor Swift. Despite winning 4 awards, it just wasn’t her night. She sounded….flat? Boring? I don’t know what it was but it wasn’t her best by any means. She was cute during her acceptance speeches. Her red carpet outfit was classy and age appropriate, which I liked. Album of the Year though? Should have gone to GaGa.

Britney, Britney, Britney. SIGH. Has someone checked Jason Tratwick to make sure HE doesn’t have a screw loose as well? Papa Spears is still in control. Get this girl a stylist because from the looks of things, she does’t have one. At least I hope she doesn’t. Does Rachel Zoe do charity cases? Please? Anyone? Bueller?

Rihanna looked fabulous, but she’s usually does so there is no surprise here. I actually don’t hate the blonde rooster hairdo that she’s still rocking. Fergie looked super hot on the red carpet but WTF at her metal visor she was wearing during the BEP performance. Uh, 1993 called….

The tribute to MJ was nice. I just wish I had the 3D glasses. I loved the performance and performers, except for Usher. I’m just over him. And having his children accept the award on his behalf was sweet. Prince speaks just like MJ. And Paris is absolutely gorgeous. I’m also glad that their cousins weren’t allowed near the mic.

And last but not least, can I get a WTF? GTFO of here for Justin Bieber and Ke$ha? I get the train of thought (I think?). 2 new “artists” presenting the Best New Artist award. But isn’t there some kind of height or age requirement? And Ke$ha? Were they scraping the bottom of the barrel? Don’t get me started on Miss “I have a money sign in my name”. Miss “It’s pronounced Keh-sha”. I hope you continue to wake up feeling like P Diddy. It’s 14:59, bitch.

Thoughts?

Happy February everyone!! Yay for my birthday month and my last full month of pregnancy! My baby shower was this weekend and I loved every second of it. I’ll post pictures as soon as I find some that don’t accentuate my fat, pregnant face. For now….I must drag myself out of bed and hit the Starbucks drive thru.

I went into work today with all intentions of staying until 6PM. Except I went in at noon. And I left at 4. It was PAINFUL to stay there, knowing that I HAVE THE NEXT 8 CONSECUTIVE DAYS OFF.

Oh my goodness, that feels fabulous to say!

I go back for 4 weeks and then its maternity leave! 3 months. So far. Maybe I can convince Chris that I should be on permanent leave. I’m sure it would involve a lot of delicious home cooked meals and wonderful baked goods. And clean, folded laundry. And a spotless house. And BJs. Sorry to be gross but you know its true.

Tomorrow is my baby shower. I’m excited! I wish I had an outfit! I have a Mama massage at 9 and the mall opens at 10. Hopefully I can find something quickly. That involves trying things on and I abhor trying things on. Thats what I miss about my unpregnant body. I could just buy and it would fit and look fine! That and I miss my small boobs. JFC Idk how you woman live with huge boobs. My mom had small boobs, had me and then hers decided to stay at a D. Please, lord, no.

Thats all. C is on his way home from work so I’m gonna go at least brush my teeth. Im in sweatpants and his shirt, hair a mess and makeup smeared. The least I can do is have minty breath.

Sorry for the shitty Blackberry pictures but our FURNITURE HAS ARRIVEDDDDDDDDDD!!! And the knobs just have to be put on in place of those silly red ribbons.

We went out to lunch yesterday after my Dr’s appt. We turned onto the road we live on and we were driving behind a big Ceva truck. The Ceva truck that was on his way to our house to drop everything off! Thank gahd we were tired and wanting to go take a nap rather than go shop like I um, wanted. lol.

My shower is Saturday so we’ll (hopefully) get the rest of the stuff we need and I can put everything together in the couple of days before we go away. We’re going to Lake Placid for a few days I guess. To a nice romantic hotel! And that’s all I know.

I’m excitedddddddddddddd.

I have nothing else to blog about. lol. I’d rather not detail my swollen hands or inhaling my own stomach acid, so LETS JUST POST PICTURES! Yay! I’m a whale!

I still cant get over the veins. Or the fact that we have 7 weeks to go. Woo.

I was going to venture out to the outlets in Lee, Mass. but I cant see to drag myself off the couch. Plus I probably shouldn’t buy anymore baby stuff until after my Shower next weekend. But when you can buy cute outfits like THIS!

How can you resist?? I cant shop for myself so why not? Its more satisfying to shop for him because you can buy so much for so little!

I’m off to go find some kind of motivation. Whether its to get up and get dressed, clean the house or just get the mail. haha. I should probably shower and look presentable. I’m meeting bf for dinner tonight while he’s working. FUN TIMESSSSSSSSS.

Mark McGwire admits steroid use?!?!? Shocking!!!

In other news, the sky is blue and water is wet.

JFC.

Pam is having another giveaway over at Design85.com! She’s giving away FIVE, yes FIVE Vickie’s tank tops! I love it! I want to win!!! If you win, you also get some other surprise PINK goodies.

I want to start doing giveaways on my blog! Any ideas how I start? Do I buy my own stuff or is there a program/company that does it? Anyone know?!

I’ve reached 31 weeks of pregnancy! Well, technically tomorrow will be 31 weeks but anyway.

I’m so veiny and pale. Anddd look how swollen my fingers are. Geez. Tattoo is still 3 shamrocks and my prepreg pants still fit. We’ll see how much longer though. The minute he drops, its all over. And I’ve managed to escape stretch marks so far! Thanks for the genes, mom.

You know what I havent managed to escape? Acid reflux after ingesting anything, including water. I live on Tums. Yay calcium? My ribs are bruised and my diaphragm is pushed into my throat! My boobs are leaking. HOW SEXY!  I know, sorry guys. TMI. The good news?! I survived the plague that I had last week! Woo!

Now that my future husband finally has 2 days off a week, the baby’s room is starting to actually get worked on! I dont use power tools so therefore, I am no help. BUT! The trim is up between the colors and the other trim (?) is on the floor trim (?). Is it called quarter round? I DONT KNOW THIS STUFF. What I do know, is that I’m ready for it to be done. I know I keep talking about this furniture but its coming!  The thing holding us back is, oh I dont know, the fact that its $1600 for 3 pieces. And its right after the holidays! And we arent going to charge it! We’re almost there. Hopefully it’ll get here before the baby is born.

Does anyone else’s significant other stalk their registries to see what people are buying? Mine does. Which is fine.  But then he tells me and I want to cry. He’s not the one who has to sit in front of 65 people in a few weeks, pretending to be surprised about what he’s opening! Granted, I dont know who bought what but still. The excuse is that he wants to know what we have left to buy. Uh huh, I think its just because you like to know everything!

I’ve been having cramps on and off the last few days and the only way to help it is to get up and move. I’m going to start cleaning something. Maybe I’ll reorganize the kitchen cabinets! Highly unlikely. I’m sure I’ll just move from the couch, get something else to eat and then find my way back to the couch.

Its another one of those reflection posts!

2009 was a good year for me. Way more highs than lows. I met the man I’m going to spend my life with, we have a beautiful house and we’re expecting our first little baby boy. I dont know how much better it could get?

The one thing I did accomplish in 2009, was ridding my life of a negative people . If you’re always around negativity, that’s all you’re going to attract. I sound ridiculous, I know. lol. Whatever. Anyway. Surround yourself with people and things that are a positive influence, and good things will come.

I’m not one to really make resolutions but I’d like to set some goals for 2010. I want to be the best mother and gf/wife that I can. I want to make a conscious effort everyday, especially in regards to my relationship. I dont want the whole thing to get lost in the new baby frenzy!

I want to take as many pictures as I can! I have minimal pictures from 2009! How sad! I dont even have the no camera excuse! I want to document everything and then keep it organized on my laptop.

I want to try to get my ass back in school. A new baby, a house, working full time and school? I know. A little ambitious, but not impossible. I’m hoping that once the baby is a couple of months old and we have a little routine going on, I’ll be able to do it. Cut back on work, maybe? We’ll see. Its on my list!

I’m excited for 2010. What a difference a year makes, right? Last NYE, I was running around the city with a bunch of friends and my own bottles of champagne. This year, I’m on the couch, trying desperately to keep my eyes open until midnight!

I wish you all health and happiness in 2010. Have a great new year and BE SAFE!

We ate ourselves into a coma last night and ended up passing out before 10PM. Such an old couple. 7AM this morning, we were UP and READY TO RUN A MARATHON! Today was the day we were scheduled to pick up the TV we bought and the recliner I got Lover for Christmas. We’re the worst people to be together, $$ wise. We picked up the TV and a Kuerig coffee maker. Our bank has one! And I wanted one! Its so fun! And now I want to tear open all of the Christmas gifts. 2 more days, 2 more days!

So I’m 29 weeks today!! 11 more weeks!! Yesterday morning, as I was getting dressed, I noticed my belly was looking a little low. I saw my mom a little later in the morning and she said the same thing. When do you usually start to drop? I’ve been looking online, but the early I’ve seen is 33 weeks. I know I know, everyyyy pregnancy is different. But he still has 78 days! I DO feel like he’s going to come a little early though. But not now. The room isn’t even close to being finished. lol. Plus he’d be so little! Today we are going to be being bums on the couch until I go into work. I have to do one late shift a week and I decided to make it today because I left early yesterday and have off til Monday.

Please excuse all of the cat hair. Black is a hard color to wear when the cats want to share your face and boobs.

Back to the Today show. I’ve always hated Kathie Lee Gifford but I’ve come to love her. How could you not love two women who booze on national TV at 10AM?

Outside a broad downright rots the laughing luxury.

I will not get sick. I will not get sick. I will not get sick.

Bleahhhhh. I’ve been fighting off some bullshit for a couple of weeks now. Runny and stuffy nose, sore throat and a little cough. I’m willing it away though. Its not going to happen. I dont have the time to get sick! After the holiday, comes baby prep and I need all of my days and all of my energy! So it’s been nothing but orange juice and Emergen-C for me. Anddd a couple of caramel frappachinos. I cant resist. I work next to a Starbucks and live half a mile from one with a drive through. No will power!

I want to wrap Christmas gifts today. I’m stalking Amazon and VS to see when they’re going to arrive. I knew I should have just bought everything in the store. I need to make sure I’m here to intercept the boxes though. Lover mentioned that he wanted to get a recliner before the baby got here, so that he could nap with him in it. I thought I was good and threw him off by telling him that they were way too expensive and I didnt want to spend $700 on it. I ended up getting him one and the damn furniture store mailed a postcard to me saying THANK YOU FOR YOUR FURNITURE PURCHASE!!!! Of course he got to the mail before I did and now….BOO. RUINED! I was so sad! I really wanted to go in there and yell at them! I made sure they knew it was a gift and that I didnt want him to know. I cant bring myself to do it though. I’m losing my bitchiness!!! :O

Anyway, I got him another big gift and few smaller ones, so hopefully he’ll be a little surprised. I doubt it though, as I’m pretty sure he reads both my site and Twitter. HI BABE. GET BACK TO WORK.

Oh well. Maybe he’ll be surprised next Christmas! I’m sure our budget for each other will be much smaller and the baby will be getting more than he could imagine!

Speaking of baby, Jeanine sent me a huge box filled with the cutest baby stuff!! I love all of it! Thank you so much mama!! I’ll add pictures once my old makeup is washed off and I’m not in bed.

Okay, I need to get up, get my ass in gear and maybe accomplish something before my Dr appt at 3:30. I cant wait to ask about my poor abdominal muscles that are killing me and the fact that the baby’s toes are tangled in my ribs. My stomach and ribs feel like I’ve been working out all week long. I cant do anything! Thats exaggeration. I dont WANT to do anything!